<kickaha> A guy walks into a bar.
          The first thing he notices is a horse sitting on a bar stool at
          the end of the bar.
          Next to the horse, sitting on the bar, is an overturned fedora
          filled to overflowing with $20 bills.
          There are guys all around the horse, doing prat-falls, telling
          jokes, making funny faces.
          The horse just sits there looking straight ahead.
          The new guy walks up to the bar and says, "I can't help but notice
          the horse over there. What's the deal with the hat and the money?"
          the bartender says, "We have this competition going. You put $20
          in the hat. If you can make the horse laugh, the money is yours."
          The guy asks, "Does it matter how I make the horse laugh?" The
          bartender says, "Nope. You make the horse laugh, you win. No questions
          asked."
          The guy drops a $20 in the hat, walks over, and whispers one short
          sentence in the horses ear.
          The horse kind of looks at him sideways, and then grins a little
          bit. The guy nods, and the horse starts to giggle and then just breaks out
          laughing. The horse is rolling on the floor, and the guy starts to pocket
          the money from the hat.
          The bartender says, "Say, how did you do that?" The guy says,
          "Hey, you said no questions asked, right?" He takes the money and walks out.
          About 6 months later, the guy walks back into the bar again. The
          same horse is sitting on the stool, and the hat is filled up with $20 bills
          again. This time, there are guys showing the horse pictures of train
          accidents, their tax filings, and the horse is still just sitting there
          looking over the bar.
          The guy asks the bartender, "So, what's the deal this time?"
          The bartender says, "Well, we needed a new competition, so now
          it's whoever can make the horse cry."
          The guy says, "Same rules?"

          The bartender agrees, and the guy says, "I need to take the horse
          into the back room for a second."

         The bartender says, "What are you going to do?" and the guy
         assures him he's not going to touch the horse.
         The bartender is curious, and agrees, so the guy takes the horse
         into the back room.
         They come back out again in about 20 seconds, and the horse is
         weeping hysterically. Tears are pouring down the horses cheeks and he's just
         choking on his sobbing.
         The guy starts to pocket the cash, and the bartender says, "You
         know, I told you no questions asked, but you got to tell me. How the hell
         did you make the horse laugh, and then cry?"
         The guy says, "It was easy. The first time I told him my dick was
         bigger than his."
         "The second time, I showed him."